A man received a promotion to the position of Vice President of the company he worked for.  The promotion went to his head and for weeks he bragged to anyone and everyone that he was now VP.  His bragging came to an abrupt halt when his wife, so embarrassed by his behavior, said, “Listen Bob, it’s not that big a deal. These days everyone’s a Vice President.  Why, they even have a Vice President of Peas down at the supermarket!”